This post isn’t going to do anything to help my case that I’m remotely interesting. But this guy absolutely fascinates me. I watch CNN and other television channels that middle-aged people and new homeowners watch, apparently, because this Billy Mays character has tried to sell me this fucking Handy Switch at least 20 times in the past two weeks, not to mention some garden aerating tool, a pest repellant system for my house, and some super-strong putty that I can apparently use to repair tow chains for my truck.
I’m seriously obsessed with him. And I only just learned his name while looking for clips for this post.
