You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.——-
My picks:
1. Panzerfaust 3.
(Close second: laser bear. Which, if you don’t know, is a bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Also, he has teeth and claws made from sharpened bones of the damned. Also, he has a saddle for me to ride him like a trusty steed. Also, I totally just invented him. …I love you forever, laser bear.)
2. The “Anvil Chorus” from Verdi’s Il Trovatore, natch.
3. Musashi.
(Or Patton.)
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This survey stolen from Missy, who would be an asset in fighting hordes of the undead.
1. Doom Saxophone. Self-explanatory.
2. “Rag Doll,” Aerosmith.
3. Gandhi. That walking stick looks like it could do some damage. If he refuses to partake in battle, then I want George Washington.
Reppin’ Hindustan, mothafuckas.
